i am not an environmentalist

1..
"Anyone help you with that?"
"could i interest you in a reusable bag from _____?"
"Do you have an air miles card?"
"Would you like a regular planet killing bag instead?"
"reciept in the bag?"
"Have a good day!"

jesus fuck.


if i have to listen to one more persons sorry excuse for not buying a 1.99$ reusable bag, my head is going to explode.
"um.. actually, im a volunteer, so i've already done my part to protect the planet.."
fuck off. lol.